Thursday, December 18, 2008

Let's Do It Again

We now take a break from our regularly scheduled programming to bring you Round 2 of Secret Santa Can Suck It! brought to you by our host, Bee, and starring yours truly...at least on this page.

Just give me a moment to slip into my Santa hat and boots so I can properly get into character.




Ahh...Much better.

Today's recipient is (drum roll please) Queen Goob!

Let's see what's waiting for you inside Santa's bag of tricks




Santa has been very generous this year and there are lots of presents with your name on them.



It looks like Santa stole these from VE - but he probably won't mind if you wear them for awhile.





Sexy? Or tacky? Either way, it's from one of my favorite Christmas movies and now it's all yours!





A mooning Santa? He must really like you...





This may look like an unassuming candle but when you finish burning it to the ground, The Money Tree really contains money.

And finally, for your use next year -or this year if you act fast- someone to clean, decorate the house, put up the Christmas tree...




do all your holiday shopping (on their dime, of course) and wrap all your presents.



Merry Christmas

9 comments:

Brad said...

And you thought you'd never make blog friends...

Jaime said...

Don't recall every saying that. More like I don't have anything memorable to say. Those earrings are pretty damn memorable though.

Queen Goob said...

I LOVE THE EARRINGS!!! (first laugh of the day)

And Cocoa the Pool Boy showed up before the sun even rose above dawn's crack dressed in his surfer shorts and nothing else to get started on cleaning and decorating.

I think I'm leaving work early today so that I can lend him a hand....just in case.

Thanks and MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Anonymous said...

Brad, what a guy thing to say ::shakes head:: (:op

Those earrings gave me the heebie jeebies but in an awesome way!

I would love to give that Santa to my boss. Maybe we can find one that flips him off too!

Jaime said...

Queen - Glad you liked them. And I hope Cocoa is to your liking. He was instructed to take good care of you.

Bee - Our professor's obnoxious side was showing this morning... I won't hold it against him - much.

A mooning flipping the bird Santa? What a great idea.

Chasity said...

I think I may have nightmares about those earrings. My nightmares might even have nightmares.

That Santa is pretty cool, though. My grandmother would love him.

Michael from dadcation.com said...

I TOTALLY want that lamp! Great gifts!

Practically Joe said...

What a coincidence ... For Christmas you gave Queen Goob a leg of lamp. On Christmas we're having leg of lamb.

Meg said...

I love the lamp--I'm putting it on my list.