Things I'll never understand about men
1. Why you have to be dead or dying before you will go to the doctor
2. Why you can't stop and ask for directions when you're lost
3. Why you always touch yourself in public
4. Why you don't put the toilet seat down
5. Why you feel the need to hold an entire conversation with my breasts instead of looking in my eyes
6. Why won't you ever admit to being wrong...even when it's obvious that you are
7. Why you wear black socks and sandals
8. Why you name your dick
9. Why you think foreplay consists of removing your pants
10. Why you have an amazing recollection for baseball stats, every detail about cars you'll never own or drive, and every movie where you'll see any portion of Jessica Alba naked...but can't remember a simple little thing like our anniversary?
2. Why you can't stop and ask for directions when you're lost
3. Why you always touch yourself in public
4. Why you don't put the toilet seat down
5. Why you feel the need to hold an entire conversation with my breasts instead of looking in my eyes
6. Why won't you ever admit to being wrong...even when it's obvious that you are
7. Why you wear black socks and sandals
8. Why you name your dick
9. Why you think foreplay consists of removing your pants
10. Why you have an amazing recollection for baseball stats, every detail about cars you'll never own or drive, and every movie where you'll see any portion of Jessica Alba naked...but can't remember a simple little thing like our anniversary?
6 comments:
LOL...
so true...
I forgot to add why do you think it's ok to turn off the last 5 minutes of the movie i'm watching so you can see the half time show of the army-navy game.
I just asked my husband about #10 because he never remembers anything I say. THAT is why I started a blog! :o)
Bee - I asked my husband about #10 too. He said he can't remember any of these things... Maybe I should have asked him about movies where Drew Barrymore appears naked.
Or how about this?
Why do you insist on asking me the same question about how you look nine times in the span of four minutes?
...wait, that's not men. Sorry, wrong blog.
Brad - I knew I could count on you for a comment like that. I NEVER do that... But since you brought it up, how do I look in these pants? :)
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