What kind of an idiot calls 911, not once, not twice, but THREE freaking times because she didn't get her McNuggets? They're not even that good!
Your friendly neighborhood lawyer reminds you that monkeys, chimpanzees and baboons are not pets. These are dangerous, wild animals. Know what happens if your wild pet attacks someone? Strict liability. You are at fault. And your victim will end up owning your house and all your freaking money. Go out and get a dog. As long as it's not a pit bull, in most places, you get one "free" bite before you're deemed to know your pet is dangerous.
I think we would all be much more productive at work if you could build naptime into the day. Andrew gets to nap at noon. He's way more energetic about playing afterwards. This logic should be implimented into the workforce!
You know what's going to happen at the end of this recession? All the poor suckers like ME who are working their asses off, paying all their bills and not living above their means will get SCREWED. Maybe I should file for bankruptcy so I can cramdown the amount of my mortgage. Everyone else is doing it...
People are way more productive when they aren't shivvering uncontrollably in their offices. It's 20 freaking degrees guys. Working heat is kind of a necessity.
Even though I'm sitting here in Jersey freezing my ass off, I miss New Hampshire. Quieter, simpler, happier times. And even with law school, way less stress. Better cases too. My stories about the swingers are far more entertaining than the stuff I'm working on these days. I mean, how dicey can a construction dispute get?
My mom is addicted to facebook. I think it's hysterical and, of course, I accepted her friend invitation. But this presented a major problem yesterday when one of my friends made a comment about me and nudity on my wall. She had more of a problem with it than hubby did. Figure that one out.
I need to get back to work... I have a brief due in a couple hours on a truly fasinating topic - trade fixtures.
Is it Friday yet?
4 comments:
Let's see... Yes, heat is a necessity. Especially because I think it's a hell of a lot colder in NJ than it is here in Utah. And it even snowed last night! The McNugget lady is a freakin' idiot. She was talked about by my fave morning show yesterday. And yes, dogs are much safer choices for house pets. Thank you for the advice, ha ha ha. I was going to respond to something else, but now I can't remember what it was...
Ms S: Heat is good. They finally got it working in my office and now it's a sauna. NOT THAT I'M COMPLAINING OR ANYTHING! I'd rather spend my day removing layers of clothing than putting them on!
That 911 chicken mcnugget thing is so crazy. I thought only people here in the Bronx would pull a stunt like that.
Friday is right around the corner.
Auntie: there are crazy people everywhere. the bronx doesn't corner the market :)
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