RTT: the height of laziness

So, I spent the day in Camden trying to settle a case that never should have gotten this far in the litigation. I walked through the door of the office at 4:00 to hear my boss's secretary bitching about my audacity to spend 6 hours on Saturday working on a brief (which I emailed to her) and she neglected to use the most recent version of the brief to make changes to. And here I am at 10:30, trying to revise the 6th draft of this brief and I'm easily 4 hours away from getting any sleep.

I'm too frazzled to be random... Otin is guest randoming for me today. (Is "randoming" a word? If not, I just invented it. Go forth and use it in daily conversation.)

The Yankees are starting to fade back again, every time they get close to the Red Sox, something happens and they start losing ground. They say that a man hits his sexual prime at 18 and a woman reaches hers in her 30's, someones timing was way off! Maybe I am warped, but I always wanted to see the coyote eat the Road Runner, Elmer Fudd bag Bugs Bunny, and Tom catch that little rat bastard, Jerry! It has rained so much in the Northeast that Jersey has been renamed "The Garden Sprinkler State". How did they take a stupid 80's toy, and turn it into a mega-movie franchise? I think we need to bring back He Man! I always noticed that on shows like Bewitched and I Dream of Jeannie, the husbands always wanted them to not use their powers. If you could stop time with a blink of your nose, would you go around calling a man, Master? Speaking of TV, I am having reality show withdrawal, thank God, big Brother starts soon, I would love to go on that show! Eat-sleep-eat-sleep-play game-eat-sleep-hook up, sounds like a good day to me! Never get involved with a man who has the last name of Peterson, especially if your name rhymes with Stacy or Lacy. My high school year book looks so out of date, it is like looking at one of those old encyclopedias that your parents saved from when they were kids. One day, when I buy a house in Tuscany, we will throw a big Italian Blog Party, and all bloggers will be welcome! And then my oompa loompas will come out and sing a few songs and all will be perfect! LOL! If I owned a candy factory, I would look like Jabba the Hut!

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