Saturday, November 28, 2009

I don't get it...

Just a few things that I don't understand...

Why anyone watches "Dirty Jobs." It's just gross. Who wants to watch a grown man wade around in shit?

How my son has so much energy from the second he wakes up until the second he collapses...and why can't I bottle that energy and sell it!

Why the ending of "New Moon" was such a cop out. I know it's a set up to the rest of the series, but the ending could have been a bit more satisfying.

Why it takes days to prepare the thanksgiving meal - and the meal itself is over in less than an hour.

How I managed to get through the entire weekend without eating any cakes, cookies, cupcakes or anything with sugar.

I don't understand the allure of Black Friday shopping. The idea of waking up before the sun in order to fight thousands of people over stuff just to get the best deal? No, thank you. As my sister would say, "I'd rather knife myself in the eye." Give me my laptop and I'll do all my shopping on line thanks.

And really...Why I have no idea what to write about in a real post.

Got any ideas for me?

7 comments:

Mike said...

you could write porn! lol!

I agree with you on most of your I don't get it's, especially the Black Friday.

Candie said...

Otin is starting again,lol,let it go,it won't happen!lol

I don't know about the first,but I'm sure I'll be thinking the same.
The same about my son!
And about Black Friday,I didn't know about it before,I think it's kind of crazy!

Have a nice day!:)

Leah said...

I feel you on every single one of these, except New Moon, which I haven't seen yet.

Brian Miller said...

lol. otin still after you for...

my thanksgiving is the meal that just wont stop giving...

if you figure out how to bottle kids energy let m know, because my two boys are wearing me out...smiles

Matty said...

You may not understand Dirty Jobs, but Mike Rowe is mucking it up all the way to the bank.

Kids and energy? This question has been asked since the beginning of time. When someone figures out how to harness all that energy, they will be mega-gozillionaires.

You have quite the will power.

When you're shopping online, remember that I like Jaguars, BMW's, Mercedes......in black.

Ms. Salti said...

Well, Auri is crazy and LOVES Dirty Jobs. I went shopping on Friday with Noelle and we actually had fun.

As for what to write, I'm with Otin, start with some porn.

Stacy Uncorked said...

I'm with Brian - if you figure out how to bottle that energy, let me know. ;)

I haven't been sucked into the whole Twilight frenzy yet... ;)