Jealous?

No matter how bad you think your job is, it can always be worse...

My entire function today is to prep for a meeting we have with a client tomorrow. And what needs to be done to prepare for this meeting?

Glad you asked...

All I have to do is read our expert's last report. A 100 page report. On the design, construction and reconstruction of a wastewater treatment facility. Although it purports to be written in English, it might as well be written in ancient hiroglyphics! He uses words like "transmisivity" and talks about soil striations and infiltration/percolation ponds like they're the easiest concepts in the world to grasp. You can maybe wade through 7 pages an hour and after about 4 hours, your head wants to explode.

At this rate, it'll be spring before I'm done reading this thing! I know you're jealous.

Speaking of spring...other than "too many" - how many days til pitchers and catchers report?