I want a lot of stuff. More money. A bigger house. A car with air in the tires. My son to always be happy and healthy. The ability to eat whatever I want and never gain weight.
This stuff would be nice but I don't need most of it.
I was reading Jen's blog over the weekend and she ran a Google search on herself to see what it said she needed. She came up with some funny stuff so I decided to give it a shot. Here's what Google says I need:
Jaime needs no further introduction
Hmm... Okay, I guess we're off to a decent start here.
Jaime needs to grow up and stop making those horrible faces
I didn't realize that Google was spying on me. But you should have seen some of the faces I was making today while I was dealing with idiots, listening to a guy almost get arrested while talking on the phone to me and answering endless questions every 30 seconds. It's a good thing my face didn't free like that!
Jaime needs to change her facebook picture
I don't think so! I like my current picture - Andrew playing on the beach down in Florida. It makes me smile every time I see it.
No one ever spells my name right. I once had a teacher spell my name differently every day for a month. I never knew there were so many different variations of Jaime... But I decided to try out a few different spellings to see what else Google thought I needed.
Jamie needs a kid
Um...not so much. This Jaime has her hands full already with Andrew! Maybe in a few years.
Jamie needs a haircut
Why yes, yes I do. How did Google know?
Jayme needs the weekend to catch up on sleep
HELL YEAH! I need that even more than I need a haircut. It's sad that I'm looking forward to 3 days in Boston for work just so I can catch a full night of sleep!
Jayme needs to get laid by Brad Pitt
Well now Google's gone and made me blush...Not like this one would ever happen, but I wouldn't throw Brad out of my bed!
Jaimie needs an iPhone Twitter app
HUH? Is that even English?
Jaimie needs to be aroused by something/someone...
Mr. Google, now you are just out of line. I don't need you telling me what I need in that department.
Okay, the rest of the line was actually "who challenges Jaimie’s willingness to deploy a wonderful, faithful set of Christian values in the real world outside." But it sounded so much better my way, don't you think?
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I LOVE it! That Mr. Google is something else huh! At least he thinks I need a Smack Daddy! ;-)
Funny part is this:
How many out of those are true??
If it's better than 75%, Mr. Google should get a job as a weatherman!
I caught that Mr. Google spying on me while I was spying on the neighbors and I have you know I gave him a piece of my mind. Course he didn't say anything to me about Brad Pit.
Jen: Loved the smack daddy comment. Too bad Mr. Google didn't think I needed a sugar daddy!
Jormengrund: I'd say Mr. Google was more accurate than the typical weatherman. :)
Gladys: I paid Mr. Google off for awhile to keep the news about me and Brad quiet. I didn't think it was right for Angelina to find out with the twins just being born and all. Then he upped his rates and I ran out of hush $$$ - so he spilled the beans. Bastard.
I tried with my name and apparently I don't need anything. But Mr. Google tried to give me a bunch of stuff intended for someone named Rachael.
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