Now that the holidays are over, you'd think people would have calmed down a bit. There's no more frantic last second shopping. There's no need to tackle fellow shoppers over merchandise. And absolutely no excuse for the stupid woman I encountered at the mall over lunch.
The lawyer in me has to say that the Victoria's Secret Semi-Annual Sale is no more than a tort waiting to happen and an occasion which welcomes assault and battery.
These are the bras and panties no one wanted when they first came out people - that's why they're on sale for $3.99! But it's cheap and out of sheer morbid curiosity at what I would find, I went in.
Only I could find a $15 thong in a bin of $3 panties that would more appropriately be worn by my grandmother. I was then distracted by the most hideous pair of irredescent lemon-lime mesh cheekies I've ever seen. I held them in my hands, amazed that anyone ever thought another human being would find this monstrosity sexy, when a woman descended on me like a vulture. "THEY'RE MINE! I SAW THEM FIRST!" She proceeded to rip the panties from my hands and run away with them gleefully to the cashier.
That's when I knew it was time to leave...empty handed, of course, and as quickly as possible. The next time I start to head for the mall, someone stop me!
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Here's something even more disturbing for you to think about..
That woman actually WEARING those!
Yeah. I'm sick and twisted like that..
HA! years of experience have taught me that VS semi ann sale attracts the worst human beings e.v.e.r. shop it online..they have a better selection and no lime mesh lovin psychos to run you down.
Jormengrund: Sick and twisted is right! You should have seen this woman :)
Melissa: So true. But the really hideous stuff is IN the store. And when you're not the one being run down, it's fun to watch other people being mauled for ugly panties.
I can't believe the audacity of some people. What a beast!
All breathable citrus-colored undergarments should be on sale.
Men don't have these problems.
Ms. S: I agree completely.
Brad: Yeah, yeah, yeah... Must be good to be a guy. Your toughest decision is boxers or briefs.
YAY! I'm glad you want to play along! You get the letter "L". I can't wait to see your favorite "L" things!!!
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