In Hawaii, Aloha Friday is a day to take it easy and look forward to the weekend. So today I'm taking it easy on blogging. I ask a question - you answer.
Know any good jokes?
I have a department meeting next week and we've all been instructed to come prepared with a joke. I didn't think this was a serious requirement - but it is. "We're so serious all the time. We more jokes in our lives," my boss told me.
And now I need a good joke. Help!
16 comments:
What does a blonde girl call a condom?
A bagged lunch! You asked for it! LOL!
Wow. It's been a long time since I heard a good joke.
The best joke I know is Here at the bottom of the post. Although it's funny, it may not be appropriate for work.
If not, I have this one:
A woman works in a lifesaver factory..where they make lifesaver candy. She invented a new flavor, honey-flavored. She was so proud, and she wanted her kids to be the first to try it so she gave each of them one. They knew it was a familiar taste but just couldn't place it so they said *Mom, give us a hint.* She says, *well, I call your father it a lot.* They looked at each other and said, * EW, spit it out it's an asshole.*
I am bad I know. sorry.
I don't have any jokes that would be appropriate for a work meeting, lol. I did enjoy reading everyone elses though!
I have never been good with jokes, sorry.
A priest, a rabbi, and a baptist preacher walk into a bar....
Sorry, all the jokes I think are hilarious are not very office friendly; you know, PC. lol
Good luck and can't wait to hear n(read) what you come up with! My Aloha Friday
I'll post one for you tomorrow. It's my all-time favorite.
In the meantime, I'll leave you with this:
Q: Why do chicken coops have 2 doors?
A: Because if they had 4 doors, they'd be a chicken sedan.
In a survey a bunch of women were asked "what do you think of the size of your ass?"
5 % of women thought their ass was too small.
10 % of women thought their ass was too big
and 85% of women didn't care, they thought he was sweet and caring and would have married him anyway!
Thought it was cute! Hope you do to!
No, I am horrible about remembering them!!
The only jokes I can think of are very, very dirty and inappropriate.
Maybe you need to do a google search?
I can't remember them. I've never been able to. I hope somebody leaves you a goodie in a comment.
Truthfully I love good jokes but I can never remember them or I mess them up!
What an interesting item for you to need. Wish I had something to help with. Good luck :)
My 81 year old grandma has the best jokes. But they're all dirty. You can call her if you'd like! I'm sure she'd love to talk your ear off...
Do you know why the Easter Bunny hides his eggs?
He doesn't want anyone to know he's been messing w/ the chickens!
Sorry, but that's the only one I know. I don't think what amuses a 6 yr old would pass.
thanks for the suggestions guys. i had trouble coming up with something that was a non-lawyer joke and that wouldn't be too inappropriate for the workplace myself.
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