Thursday, April 9, 2009

What I'm Not Writing About Eggs

It's time for another Theme Thursday. This week's theme is egg...

Eggs?

Um...

Well, I can't take the easy way out and write about Easter eggs. It's not my holiday. And while I did get Easter baskets growing up, it was more because my mom wanted an excuse to give us truckloads of chocolate, jelly beans (that dad would always steal) and other goodies. I suppose we did decorate eggs for a short time, but all that ended when my sister and I got into a battle royale, sending dye and egg flying all over the kitchen. No more egg decorating after that. Those poor white cabinets were a little tie-dyed after that day.


So no to Easter eggs.

Faberge eggs maybe? The only thing I know about those eggs is that if I had enough cash laying around so that I could afford one, I would NOT blow that kind of dough on a bejeweled egg.

Okay.

So have you ever been to the egg? Yeah. The building. No, I didn't make that up. Really? You didn't know there was a building they called "The Egg" either? Go ahead and google it. I confess to looking it up on Wikipedia too.

I'm not going to do a post on eggs and fertility. Although my friends did just have their twins after trying to get pregnant for forever and doing all kinds of IVF. The girls are adorable.

I've never been to an Easter egg hunt at the White House (or anywhere else for that matter).

Egg rolls? I'm not really a fan. Particularly because the Chinese place by my house has about the worst egg rolls I've ever tasted.

Hmm... There was that one time during pledging where we had to "roll like eggs down Chapel Hill." We misunderstood the instructions and thought we had to roll down the entire huge hill between the Chapel and Route 1, rather than just the tiny slope along the side of the Chapel. You should have seen us try to stand up and run across the highway, dizzy as hell, and stumble over to ZBT for our last task...stealing their composite. (And no. This was not hazing. We, of course, wanted to stand on the mall doing the Macerena, singing at the top of our lungs, and bruise the hell out of ourselves tumbling across the sidewalks as we rolled down Chapel Hill. We, uh, thought it would be a good, um, bonding activity.)

Maybe that one falls into the "you had to be there at the time" category...

So what's left that's eggy?

I don't know. But you can check out this week's other Theme Thursday participants here and see what they had to say about eggs.

20 comments:

Tom said...

Good job not writing anything at all about eggs. Steller!
Happy Thursday.

Ronda Laveen said...

Eggcellent egg memories.

Mrsupole said...

Just picturing those cabinets was so funny, then you all doing the macerena in the mall. The cat was gving me those looks again while I was laughing out loud again. For not writing anything about eggs, you did a really good job.

Thanks for sharing those stories. Loved them.

Candie said...

Nice one Jaime!;)

Brian Miller said...

nice play, about eggs yet not. and of course you wanted the bonding activity...brought back mems of my pledge days. ha.

Wings1295 said...

Very nice - said plenty without saying much? hahaha

Rachaell said...

Hey, you could at least have given me credit, lol. :)

Rachaell said...

But good job incorporating a ton of eggy things into your post that is not about eggs.

Tess Kincaid said...

Where is that building called The Egg? Guess I'll have to go take a look...

Anonymous said...

This is just too good to not comment on..oh wait...darn! Very enjoyable. And my pop also had the habit of nicking the jelly beans!

Anonymous said...

I'd say you about covered eggs in all their glory and non glory.

I was going to include an eggy phrase but it was too corny, even for me.

Ms. Salti said...

I love you got a whole post out of NOT writing about eggs!

New Yorker wannabes said...

I don't get the whole faberge egg thing either...would rather travel than having it in my lining room lol

take care :-)

CocoDivaDog said...

Hi RRWhine,
I recognize that ugly egg building, I think. It's up in Albany?
Do you remember exactly why you and your sister went amok in the kitchen that day with all that paint and dye???

California Girl said...

did not know about the Egg Bldg. that is bizarre.

Jaime said...

tom: it's harder than you'd think to write about nothing.

ronda: i almost forgot about the pledging one.

mrs u: glad you liked the stories. and hopefully the cat doesn't think you're too crazy :)

candie: thanks

brian: did your brothers make you roll down a hill too?

wings: what can i say - i'm a lawyer. it's what we do.

rach: of course, you were my inspiration for this post

willow: it's in albany

subtorp: hubby steals andrew's jelly beans too. it must be in the job description

blueviolet: awww...but you could have really cracked me up

ms s: i have a tendency of turning most of my posts into random tuesday thoughts, don't i?

marianna: me too!

auntie: i'm not sure. we didn't get along until she went off to college... it was probably something stupid, like we tried to dip our eggs into the same colored dye at the same time and someone dropped their egg.


CA girl: i had heard about an egg building, but it wasn't where or what i originally thought.

Megan said...

What will you not write about next? ;)

Kris McCracken said...

I am convinced that Fabergé eggs are an elaborate hoax.

Jaime said...

Megan: Looks like Earth this week :)

Kris: And an expensive hoax at that

Dakota Bear said...

I remember rolling and rolling than trying to stand up being dizzy.

Nice job for having nothing to write.